Ok, ladies and gents. So two Fridays ago, I got into an incident with the cops……just read it.
So here is the conversation that happened between the officer, the bitch ass shuttle driver, and me:
Officer: so what’s the problem.
Me: I have no idea what is HIS problem. He odn right now. (yes I said odn). I just want to sit in the shuttle and listen to my music on the way back to my school, that’s all. Today I tried to enter the shuttle from one side because there was a girl sitting other side. I open the door. The driver tells me I cant enter from that side. I tell him why does it matter? Then I just close the door and tell the lady if should could move to the other side so I can get it. Then i put on my headphones.
Driver walks in.
Officer: What happened
Driver: so ive been having trouble with this kid. He is not following regulations of the shuttle. I ask him to put on my seat belt, he refused. I tell him he cant eat food in here, he complains. He’s been giving me problems officer.
Me: what?! (then I try to say something else, but the officer cut me off)
Officer: Let me see your id
I hand him the my nsu id
Officer: If you are going to attend ODU (old dominion university) you have to abide by the rules and regulations set forth by this institution. There will be no acting up < cant remember his exact words for that last part, but somewhere along those lines> Ive dealt with you NSU students for 13 years ….blah blah blah
(everything was blur after he said those first three lines cuz ….i knew what I as gonna say after he finished talking. )
I thought he was done so I try to say something but then…
Officer: IM NOT FINISH voice elevated
I keep quiet. After he finishes talking I say
Me: are you finished? (with a little attitude displaying that im bout to come hard so your bitch ass better be ready.)
Officer: (pause) ….yes.
Me: ok. Before anything, I don’t like how you’re coming at me. You saying I have to abide by the rules in a manner that definitely appears to me that you already decided who is at fault here. You’re an officer, I would assume that you were taught to remain neutral in all situations, and you’re not doing that. 2nd. You say you’ve dealt with us NSU students for 13 years like im some average nigga < yea I said nigga> Im not an average nigga, matter of fact I don’t even like nsu or the niggas there. I got a 4.0 last semester and im taking 20 credits this semester. ( based on his countenance he looked surprised…< yea nigga I aint no avg nigga!> ) So im a need you to come at me with neutrality and a treat me like a regular citizen. I just want to sit in the shuttle and listen to my music and go back to NSU cuz yal are making me late for my flight.
Officer: ….(pause) ….well you still need to follow the regulations of the van.
Is this dude serious. Did he not listen to anything I just said
Me: …..(pause)….. ( I looked at him with disgust…literally) Im not even listening to you right now cuz u still coming at me the wrong way. I don’t have time for this bullshit.
And then I left the station and went back into the van. I waited like 3 minutes before the driver came back to the car. He said some stuff cuz his mouth was moving but I had my headphones in so it was inaudible. #kanyeshrug
He drove me back to my university…..
And that was my day. Sigh…..
Here’s a big ‘f*ck u’ to anybody that wanna stereotype me as the average nigga. #that…#is…#all
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