Ok, ladies and gents. I love a good adrenaline rush, and scary movies and nightmares satiate that desire. This post is a different than anything else I’ve written. Just another day in the life of me. 🙂
My heart is steady as I walk down the stairs. I’ve lived in this house for 22 years, so navigating in the dark is second nature. Unbeknownst to me, I have become desensitized to the darkness, and that is all because of second nature. The childhood monsters that used to lie in wait within it have ceased to exist now.
As I head into the kitchen for my midnight drink, I hear subtle sounds of movement behind me. I immediately turn around, but nothing is heard. “Blame it on the groggy state… because you’re hearing things,” I think to myself. The blood in my veins has gained a bit of speed. Tonight is becoming something unfamiliar, but I shrug it off.
I reach for the fridge and tug it open. The light emitting from within it barely illuminates the kitchen, but is enough to confirm visually what I believe by second nature to be the layout of the kitchen. As I reach for my favorite midnight drink, I see on the right-side of my peripheral vision a human-like figure watching me from the kitchen corner. I let out a high pitch scream. I drop my drink, and scream even more at the top of my lungs. Before I hear the thump of the container hitting the ground, I run to the left, where the opening of the kitchen is to flip the lights on. Once I do, I frantically turn towards the other side of the kitchen listening intensely for movement, but the only thing heard, beside the racing of my beating heart, is the emptying of a gallon of my snack. I’m desperately searching the other corners of the kitchen hoping that something, someone was actually there, but to no avail. My blood is rushing uncomfortably.
Ok, ladies and gents. Decided to make a prequel to The Morning After because I enjoyed writing it. Good morning, and belated Merry Christmas. Just another day in the life of me. 🙂
The room fills with a cacophony of deafening sounds of elation and utter frustration. Only 3 points down and 13 yards from a touchdown, the Atlanta Falcons threw an interception, with the San Francisco 49ers’ linebacker returning a touchdown. You would think that a tyrannical dictator ruled within the walls of that specific Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant, and the citizens were finally raising their voice in support of a coup d’etat. The citizens, however, included the crew you were with. Loud, obnoxious, and ignorant most often than not. Good lord I missed them, and tonight we were having a night like the good ‘ole days.
Tonight though, you gave your wife your word that this night would be her night, and nothing less. Without notice, your friends, who are spread across the United States, happen to converge in your city during Christmas. It has been a very long time since we all got together, and moments like this are becoming rare. At least, thats how you appealed to your wife’s empathetic side, otherwise you would not be here. It was not the approaching waiter, but the smell of Asian Zing-flavored chicken wings that brings you back to reality. In that moment of alertness, your mouth unexpectedly secretes more saliva than it needs. It vividly reminds you of her, and you slip into your most memorable, sexually intoxicating fantasies. Again, you’re brought back to reality by the beckoning of your friends discussing how you found Roy passed out drunk behind IHOP. “No. Passed out drunk with his face planted nicely in his own vomit behind IHOP,” you corrected. Everyone laughs more at Roy than with him.
Ok, ladies and gents. Woke up this morning, and decided to write this story. Just another day in the life of me. 🙂
You fade in and out of conscious, only awaken by sounds of shuffling.
More shuffling. You fade back in. As the world becomes more in focus, you realize the bed cover laid awkwardly, halfway down your naked body, covering your crotch. Two Face.
You begin to fade out, but there’s more shuffling. You look to the left, toward the walk-in closet. Beautiful. Brown-skinned. Brutally bad. Damn, she’s bad. She’s putting on her laced panties, and every motion seemed so aesthetically feminine, or maybe you’re still a bit groggy from the night prior. Nevertheless, you’re smiling at her. You’re now even more convinced that you still suffer from the effects of stupor because when she notices your gaze she speaks, but it’s unintelligible. She smiles back at you knowing that you didn’t understand a word.
Ok, ladies and gents. It has been a while since I posted a Links to Watch From the “Cloud’s” chapter. I started collecting these set of links since May 31, 2011. Yea, I like blogging… shrug. So anyway, you know the criteria: You have to be completely NOT SOBER. If you visit some of these links, you’ll understand why. Oh yea, one more thing. It started as a GREEN World so … everybody STAY GREEN!!!! Just another day in the life of me 🙂
Taste The Rainbow
Friendly Fires and Azari & III
No Corras Tanto
Anatomy of a Mashup
Click here for a cool as mash up of random noises to make a great ass mix.
Green World... So Stay Green o_0
Ok, ladies and gents. This a compilation of links I thought were interesting in some way or form. So if you’re bored… Enjoy! Just another day in the life of me 🙂
Creepy type shit > http://dandydwarves.cachefly.net/scadshorts/SCADshorts-May08.mov < takes 10 secs to load.
Penis/Vagina/Aides > http://vimeo.com/9083047
Poke’mon fan? > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOX3OmUhQoo
If u haven’t seen this….#epicfail > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
this guy is HElarious , chech his other videos out too > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRXRlHtEYEU
for all the weedheads out there, hope this never happens to u!! > http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g34/304034/304034_1238080071_large.jpg
sick ass watermelon designs >http://lovecoolest.com/the-most-beautiful-watermelon.html
DAVY JONES BITCHES > http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g34/304034/304034_1254793908_medium.jpg
McDonalds go on a police chase > www.baekdal.com/design/movies/logorama-pulp-fiction-for-brands/
Robots dating Humans? wat? >http://www.chilloutpoint.com/featured/human-and-robots-visions-of-the-future.html
Sick ass Lego Graffiti art > www.ufunk.net/en/publicite/tatouage-sur-lego-pilot-extra-fine/
If u like awesome fight scenes…this is the sh*t > http://www.gametrailers.com/video/dead-fantasy-monty-oum/26450
IF U LIKE THE ABOVE FIGHT SCENE HERE IS THE NEXT INSTALLMENT >http://www.gametrailers.com/video/dead-fantasy-dead-fantasy/32364
*shit….my song “shut it down” – Drake just started playing on my itunes….#mymiddlefingerupandthenmyindexfingerfollow *
I’ll post more later…. Another Day in the Life of me 🙂
Ok, ladies and gentlemen. So this is for the kids that like creativity and just plain straight up sexual humor. Enjoy. Another day in the life of me 🙂
Ok. Ladies and Gents. This link I am posting is Rated R so only for 18 and up. A friend sent me this link and I couldn’t stop laughing. This dude was serious. I mean beating your meat in public!!! Its a recession out this bitch. The recession must have hit him hard, enough so that he couldn’t afford a laptop to do this shit at home. C’mon son….its a public computer! You’re laying all your seeds all over the computer which other people will use. Well here is the link: http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhOyW3cl4zAXN2cU61 Just another day in the life of me 🙂