Ok, ladies and gents. So I had the worst dream ever so I’ll get right to it. Just another day in the life of me. 🙂
I had the worst nightmare ever. Earth finally came into physical contact with an alien race. We introduced them to our many cultures, and everything was peaceful, until that very unfortunate day. We introduced a food to the aliens, they loved the savory, delicious, palatable, luscious, mouthwatering, delectable, decadent, sinful and tempting taste of BACON! They demanded an abundance of it to take home with them, but we could not provide how much they asked for. So they started the Intergalactic Bacon War! Having advanced weaponry, they drove the human race almost to extinction. The worst part, they took all the bacon. Worst dream ever. On another note, the aliens didn’t attack very small areas with strong Islamic and Jewish presence for some reason so it was up to them to repopulate the Earth.